You just can't make this stuff up. Must have been asleep in English classes.

HERE IS A 13867 BUILT KANSAS CAR THAT HAS A 13667 COWL  TAG, SO IT IS RARE BUILT MALIBU L30 327 CONVERTIBLE MALIBU HAS ORIGONAL BORN WITH F0318EE ENGINE 275 HP L30 3 CORE HARRISON  BOTTOM TANK BG CODE TOP TANK UP CODE WITH C DATE.HAS 2 SPEED AUTO ON COLUMN, HAS RARE CRUISE CONTROL ,FACTORY AM/FM RADIO,CONVERTIBLE TOP IS MANUAL . CAR IS CODED WHITE WITH RED INTERIOR,10 BOLT REAR END , I COULD NOT FIND ANY STAMPS ON THE REAR END  IT IS BLANK BUT IT APEARS TO BE THE ORIGONAL ONE. CAR IS ALL ORIGONAL OTHER THAN GAS TANK ALTERNATOR AND WIPER MOTOR. CAR WAS ON THE ROAD IN 1993 LAST,AND IS SOPOSED TO RUN,BUT HAS BAD FRAME AND FLOORS ROCKERS AND TRUNK .THE DOORS SHUT TIGHT AND THE FRONT SEAT LEANS BACK DO TO BAD FLOOR PAN.FRONT WINDSHEILD IS GOOD SO IS SIDE GLASS ,WINDOWS FUNCTION WELL.ALL SEAT BELTS ARE IN CAR .CAR COMES WITH INGNITON KEY AND BILL OF SALE. WE ARE IN NOBLE CO. 46767, SHIPPING IS UP TO YOU!!!!! FREE TO PICK UP NOT FREE SHIPPING!!! 

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I also might note the 13867 VIN and 13667 trim tag don't match - being illegal doesn't make it 'rare."  Trim tag shows body date of 03D while VIN sequence puts the car in 05D to 06A sequence range.